why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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