Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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