Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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