Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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