Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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