I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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