I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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