Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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