How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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