How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
