Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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