I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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