Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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