Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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