that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
