Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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