Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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