Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize