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  P.S. I can't hear my feet

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  (972): P.S. I can't hear my feet http://tfl.nu/z4b9
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  We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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  (605): We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink. http://tfl.nu/ugbw
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  (214): View more from Texas

  bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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  (214): bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in. http://tfl.nu/k2ap
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  (925): View more from California

  is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?

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  (925): is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday? http://tfl.nu/7ar8
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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.

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  (918): I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots. http://tfl.nu/xikz
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

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  (206): Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them? http://tfl.nu/5y9f
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?

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  (214): Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up? http://tfl.nu/f130
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  I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird

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  (312): I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird http://tfl.nu/vra1
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.

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  (913): I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/25xf
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  (972): View more from Texas

  I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.

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  (972): I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in. http://tfl.nu/6wlf
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  (561): View more from Florida

  I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.

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  (561): I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk. http://tfl.nu/i2nj
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  I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.

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  (463): I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file. http://tfl.nu/era2
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.

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  (240): You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over. http://tfl.nu/m9ag
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  (425): View more from Washington

  Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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  (425): Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out http://tfl.nu/jvnh
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  (281): View more from Texas

  Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.

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  (281): Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny. http://tfl.nu/fa67
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