Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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