yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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