Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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