Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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