Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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