just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Your dad touched me again.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
They have beer where we have blood.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.