What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.