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(615): View more from Tennessee

I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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(224): View more from Illinois

She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on

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(410): View more from Maryland

:)

(443): View more from Maryland

Wipe that smile off your face.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table

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(765): View more from Indiana

She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers

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