o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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