I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Randomize
