She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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