oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
