can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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