Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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