that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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