Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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