So drunk its hurt
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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