The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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