so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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