it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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