Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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