i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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