Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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