Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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