Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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