Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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