What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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