ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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