So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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