i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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