He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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