Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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