oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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