I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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