This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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