I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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